ghostyspectre:



koreanchainsaw asked:





dave singing to some crows in the park when it’s overcast

he’s singing love songs

ghostyspectre:

dave singing to some crows in the park when it’s overcast
he’s singing love songs

phoenix-angel-suyari:

amazingshay-isnotonfire:

"I Swear I Didn’t Seriously Ship It At First, It Just Sort of Happened" a novel by me

"Oh God It Has Taken Over My Life, I Don’t Know What Happened: I’m Going To Cry" the sequel

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

shinoozaki:

nisuyaka:

ochadango:

comparable posts here (^‿^✿)

GET YOUR DS FIXED AND CLEAN IT
THANK


OKAY. HOLD THE FUCKY UP. I”M JUST GOING TO BARGE IN REALLY FUCKIN QUICK RIGHT IN THIS GODDAMN ‘ARTSY’ POST OR WHATEVER. MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THERE IS ANYTHING REMOTELY ‘ARTSY’ OR ‘COMPARABLE’ ABOUT A FUCKING BROKEN DS? NOTHING. I WILL TELL YOU, FIRSTHAND, THAT THERE IS NOTHING ARTSY OR COMPARABLE ABOUT A BROKEN DS. EVEN IF YOU ADD A CUTE LITTLE EMOTICON TO IT, THERE IS NOTHING PLEASURABLE ABOUT IT. WHAT, IF I MAY ASK, EVEN FUCKING MOTIVATED YOU TO TAKE THIS GODDAMN PICTURE? “OH HEY, I JUST BROKE MY GAMING DEVICE, LEMME TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SHIT TO PUT ON TUMBLR SO PALE AND GRUNGE BLOGS REBLOG IT AND I’LL SEEM ARTSY”. NO. THERE IS /NOTHING/ ARTSY ABOUT THAT. IT JUST IS ANNOYING AS HELL, AND PISSES MANY PEOPLE OFF. AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, PLEASE DEAR JESUS, TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN GAMING SYSTEMS, ESPECIALLY YOUR PINK NINTENDO DS. THAT SHIT IS PRODUCED FOR YOU TO PLAY ACTUAL GAMES ON, NOT TO FUCKING POST A PICTURE OF WHEN YOU BREAK IT, BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN TOO MANY OF THOSE FUCKING PICTURES LATELY. TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN GAMING SYSTEMS, PISSLORD.

shinoozaki:

nisuyaka:

ochadango:

comparable posts here (^‿^✿)

GET YOUR DS FIXED AND CLEAN IT

THANK

OKAY. HOLD THE FUCKY UP. I”M JUST GOING TO BARGE IN REALLY FUCKIN QUICK RIGHT IN THIS GODDAMN ‘ARTSY’ POST OR WHATEVER. MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THERE IS ANYTHING REMOTELY ‘ARTSY’ OR ‘COMPARABLE’ ABOUT A FUCKING BROKEN DS? NOTHING. I WILL TELL YOU, FIRSTHAND, THAT THERE IS NOTHING ARTSY OR COMPARABLE ABOUT A BROKEN DS. EVEN IF YOU ADD A CUTE LITTLE EMOTICON TO IT, THERE IS NOTHING PLEASURABLE ABOUT IT. WHAT, IF I MAY ASK, EVEN FUCKING MOTIVATED YOU TO TAKE THIS GODDAMN PICTURE? “OH HEY, I JUST BROKE MY GAMING DEVICE, LEMME TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SHIT TO PUT ON TUMBLR SO PALE AND GRUNGE BLOGS REBLOG IT AND I’LL SEEM ARTSY”. NO. THERE IS /NOTHING/ ARTSY ABOUT THAT. IT JUST IS ANNOYING AS HELL, AND PISSES MANY PEOPLE OFF. AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, PLEASE DEAR JESUS, TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN GAMING SYSTEMS, ESPECIALLY YOUR PINK NINTENDO DS. THAT SHIT IS PRODUCED FOR YOU TO PLAY ACTUAL GAMES ON, NOT TO FUCKING POST A PICTURE OF WHEN YOU BREAK IT, BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN TOO MANY OF THOSE FUCKING PICTURES LATELY. TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN GAMING SYSTEMS, PISSLORD.

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

killfith:

neongenesist:

kyrigiris:

it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.

This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail

Not all jokes

[insp]

maximustrashagon:

I have two otp settings

  • gross adorable married couples who love each other endlessly
  • toxic, horrid relationships awful for both people but they can’t let go

(Source: maxboltagon)

shipatfirstsight:

WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD OTPS

tried something different

tried something different